I forgot that my ChampionLoser friend Kungfuzaki - President of the Loser Club (heheh) had tagged me to write this in May. Revisiting his blog I have finally remembered so I'll finally write this up.
What's weird about me?
1. I have IBS. OK I admit it - I am one of those that have the infamous Irritable Bowel Syndrome. If you are asking "what the heck is that?", IBS is some condition that practically means my tummy will do a 'washing machine' maneuver when I am in a crazy rush, too excited or if I do not have my meals on time.
You might think it's all in my mind - but I can assure you, it is not. I hate it with my life. Once the 'Woopeedoo spin cycle' starts in the tummy, I have practically minutes to run. This condition has led me to number 2.
2. Whenever I plan a day out, or if I arrive at a new place - my mind only thinks of only one thing. Where are the nearest and cleanest public toilets? Believe me when living in Malaysia, this is one heck of a challenge in itself! If you haven't heard, majority of Malaysian public toilets suck arse (no pun intended).
There really isn't any point having a 'makcik' or some Bangla (I'm not trying to be racist but most of them are) fellow sitting out front collecting 20 cents for entry as they are normally not clean and do not have toilet paper supplied! Luckily the last 7 years of my life in Australia have been equatable to heavenly - as the public toilets here are clean.